Petroglyphs

A slightly modified excerpt from e-mail to Donna of Sirens:

London seems to have an inferiority complex of sorts, which I find at odds with the city’s ultra-conservative reputation—nothing local is good enough, and we have to beg to get anyone to come here. I’m reminded of Chester, the yippy …

If a groupie is a girl who follows male bands around, is a guy who follows female bands a grouper?

I’ll be here until Thursday. Please tip your waitress.

Today is not N.’s unbirthday. By an amazing stroke of luck, it’s also exactly 182.5 days away from her half-birthday. (Ladies do not divulge their age, and a true gentleman does not ask. So don’t even think about it!)
To celebrate, I plan to eat …