I always knew I had a special place in the cosmos, but I thought it was from sharing a birthday with Johnny Carson and “Weird Al” Yankovic. But with all respect to those fine gentlemen, You ain’t fat! You ain’t nothin’! You ain’t nothin’!
The real deal is that I was born on the anniversary of the creation of the earth, which as I understand it means I should have some sort of superpowers or something.