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A pattern for WebStart in Maven

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Java WebStart and JNLP can be finicky beasts, especially when paired with Maven-generated websites and artifact repositories. Over the last few months I’ve developed POM and JNLP template patterns that I think are useful when used with the webstart-maven-plugin:jnlp goal; the main advantage is that applications …

One step forward

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Graph showing 300 clicks of Firefox's reload button, over 250 of the back button, and almost none of any other

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.

Eternal sunshine of a beautiful mind

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day.
When it’s cold outside, I’ve got the month of May.
Well, I guess you’d say
What can make me feel this way?
Prozac…

Not just a city in Ireland

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

O. Henry could write with finesse
The Gift of the Magi’s his best;
A poor couple trades gifts
Irony in their thrifts:
Sells his watch, then finds that she’s distressed.

Kool-Aid, drinking the

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

At work, I’ve finally had a chance to apply some of the practices I’ve been reading about (and advocating) for months. Foremost among them are the related concepts of test-driven development, (proper) unit testing, dependency injection and the principle of least knowledge (aka the Law of Demeter).

And what do …

Coin

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Obverse:

It has been Hollywood gospel for decades that advertising and marketing can help a film to open strongly, but moviegoers talking with each other are crucial to its continuing success. [... Younger moviegoers] resist a choice that is not in step with …

We got it all on…

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

The movie “UHF” was released to an unsuspecting public exactly 20 years ago today. #UHF

It sure was. Twenty years ago my friend Bob picked me …

And the living is…

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

Apparently cold, rainy summer days bring the spelling snipers out. (For what it’s worth, I agree with Donald’s assessment of the latter production.)

Son of a…

Friday, July 10th, 2009

It’s summer music festival time, which makes this cautionary tale all the more topical:

I have several musical friends who are travelling by air in the near future, to places all across Canada and even into Europe, so here’s hoping none of them end up becoming …

It’s not elitism if you’re actually one of the elite

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

While reading I’m a proud Brainiac, Roger Ebert’s non-apology to those who call him “elitist” for not liking Transformers 2, I was reminded of one of my favourite moments from this year’s Fringe festival. It was during The NO Show, a nightly “talk show” put on by local …