I missed Towel Day… ironic, given my last entry.
Year: 2004
Hitchhiking
The law descended on me.
Instructions: Grab the nearest book, open it to page 23, find the 5th sentence, and post its text along with these instructions. Point back to where you got the idea.
Whatever the weather
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail, nor dark of night (nor lightning, nor tornado warnings) will stay this faithful fan from his attendance of a Lenni Jabour concert.
Crazy busy
What a month. More than a little of my non-blogging time has had something to do with this. I’m not sure exactly when the rate of posts will pick up again, but the dearth of updates is just an aberration. I’m still here!
Spice of life
At the risk of destroying whatever smidgen of credibility I’ve gained with folks out there, I’m going to confess that I actually watched–and, worse, enjoyed–The Nick & Jessica Variety Show tonight. There were high points and low points–Jessica’s American Idol-worthy wails on Take My Breath Away being the worst of the latter–but overall it was an amazing simulation of a better-than-average 1970s-era variety show.
High- and low-lights:
- Both stars handle self-parody well: Nick La Shave and the Mouseketeer bit were probably the most fun.
- I’m not sure exactly what Simpson was trying to accomplish in her duet with Jewel: was it mockery of Jewel’s style, an impression of Cher, or the way she actually sings?
- Mr. T. I pity the fool who doesn’t like T. Ten Seconds Of Awkwardness wouldn’t have been possible with anyone else.
- The goofy jokes in the She Works Hard for the Money montage… heard ’em all, but again they were able to pull them off.
- The real Kermit and Piggy, straight from the Muppet Show set, and not the impostors that have replaced them for the last 20-odd years.
- Jessica’s… um… smashes bottle over head.
- I’ve Got You (Babe). It had to be done, it had to be the finale, and it worked.
I’ve been contemplating writing a screed about how current popular music is overwhelmingly angry–I even have difficulty listening to Weird Al
Yankovic’s last album of parodies, and I’ve been a fan of his forever–but the show tonight was enough goofy, simple, plain ol’ fun that I’m just too happy to get any of it down. They got it right.
Access
People are not dumb unless you treat them as dumb.
Two major things marred what was otherwise a fairly good episode of The West Wing tonight: the beginning and the end.
The beginning of the episode was unconventional in that there was no pre-teaser recap. They’ve become less and less relevant this season anyway as the extended storylines have been entirely dropped in the post-Sorkin reset to zero Wing era. Instead, the episode began with a still image indicating to the audience that yes, despite the PBS-style blurb they’re about to see, this really is going to be The West Wing. Are the producers (or executives) so concerned with fifteen seconds of mild confusion on the part of their viewers that they felt it necessary to pat the viewers on the head with such a condescending gesture? If so, why did they then choose to include the tape glitch and dead air just before the episode title, at the risk of confusing their obviously muddle-headed viewers even further? If the full title sequence hadn’t been included after the teaser it might be understandable, though still strictly unnecessary, but as broadcast it came across as yet another example of the new pandering attitude the series has taken.
The end of the episode was equally as galling, though from a different angle. Throughout the pseudo-documentary the audience was told repeatedly that the events shown occurred in the Bartlet administration’s second term, and that the current time is just after the term finished; in other words, the events depicted occurred about three years ago. Doing the math, this means that C.J. Cregg has only been out of the press secretary role for a year. Yet what’s the final line of the episode/documentary? A gratuitous reference to her still being the only woman to serve two terms as White House press secretary. Yup, that’s correct: the writer is highlighting the fact that in the single year that’s passed since Cregg et al left office, no other woman has spent eight years doing the same job. Unless time travel is possible in the Wing universe, it’s simply impossible, and no self-respecting documentarian would even think to write such a nonsensical line.
I’m willing to overlook minor things, like the fact that MSNBC is highlighted as the first network to have footage of the events–that couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that sister company NBC broadcasts the show, could it?–because on the whole Access was one of the better episodes this season. That being said, it doesn’t raise my opinion of this season at all: I previously called it a total meltdown
, and I stand by that estimation. All I can do is wonder how much better Aaron Sorkin’s version of this episode (and season) might have been, and hope that Warner Brothers, John Wells Productions and NBC get down on their collective knees to apologize to him for ruining the series and bring him back.
We get the point already
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Sirens and Hal: Winners!
Today’s musical outing was to see roots/blues player Manitoba Hal at London’s premier folk club, The Ugly Mug Café. It was one of the first really nice days we’ve had this year–16 degrees and sunny–and unfortunately that led to a poor turnout, but Hal put on a fantastic couple of sets and stuck around for a while afterwards to talk music (both as art and business) with local musicians Allison Brown and James Cummins (and local music nobody yours truly).
I couldn’t make it to tonight’s London Music Awards presentation but I just got the news that, for the second year in a row, Sirens won! I sometimes get discouraged with London audiences who stay away in droves from deserving acts, but for as long as I’ve known Amber, Donna and Jo-Ann the locals have been incredibly supportive of the group. Congratulations Sirens (and the other LMA winners), and good on you London!
Standards are not accessibility
Dave Shea is impressed at the standards-based design evident in a number of student portfolios, and I’ll agree with him to a point: a lot of them look very nice. However, he fails to note that many are completely inaccessible to non-graphical users; some, in fact, can’t even be used by those with recent traditional browsers. To wit:
Invisible
[Document has only hidden links. Use the 'l'ist command.]
In a non-CSS browser:
Linkless wonder
Headless Wonder
The what now?
These were team based projects which took lots of planning and co-operation by all team members. Both these projects are 100% standards compliant, built using XHTML, css, and flash. - (To view one of the projects click on the above pictures.)
As their teacher says, the results speak for themselves!
It might be worth taking a page from Jeffrey Veen’s book for his next course: when Web design is practiced as a craft, and not a consolation, accessibility comes for free.
Statistic
Sometime last night I became a statistic.
(Thanks for reminding me to post these Donna!)
It’s difficult to see in that image, but the protruding wire behind the gearshift is all that’s left of my CD player faceplate.
And isn’t this ironic: