{"id":12,"date":"2002-08-12T18:19:34-04:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-13T02:19:34+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/wordpress\/?p=12"},"modified":"2002-08-12T18:19:34-04:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-13T02:19:34+00:00","slug":"sound-like-anyone-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2002\/08\/12\/sound-like-anyone-you-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Sound like anyone you&nbsp;know?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><blockquote><p>A lady does not throw that cheating bastard&#8217;s belongings on the front lawn. She places them there, gently, and then forgets to turn off the automatic sprinklers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"source\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.themorningnews.org\/archives\/editorial\/dont_be_rude_part_ii_relationships.shtml\">Margaret Berry<\/a> [via <a href=\"http:\/\/diveintomark.org\/\">dive into mark<\/a>]<\/p><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"A lady does not throw that cheating bastard&#8217;s belongings on the front lawn. She places them there, gently, and then forgets to turn off the automatic sprinklers. Margaret Berry [via dive into mark]","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}