{"id":156,"date":"2003-01-11T11:22:26-05:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-11T19:22:26+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/wordpress\/?p=156"},"modified":"2003-01-11T11:22:26-05:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-11T19:22:26+00:00","slug":"rubbish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2003\/01\/11\/rubbish\/","title":{"rendered":"Rubbish!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/www.wweek.com\/flatfiles\/News3485.lasso\"><p>Our inspection of Chief Kroeker&#8217;s refuse reveals that he is a scrupulous recycler. He is also a health nut. We find a staggering profusion of health-food containers: fat-free milk cartons, fat-free cereal boxes, cans of milk chocolate weight-loss shakes, cans of Swanson chicken broth (<cite>99% fat free!<\/cite>), water bottles, a cardboard box of protein bars, tubs of low-fat cottage cheese, a paper packet of oatmeal, and an article on <q>How to Live a Long Healthy Life.<\/q><\/p>\n\n<p>At the same time, we find evidence of rust in the chief&#8217;s iron self-discipline: wrappers from See&#8217;s chocolate bars, an unopened bag of Doritos, a dozen perfectly edible fun-size Nestle Crunch bars, three empty Coke cans.<\/p><\/blockquote><p class=\"source\"><cite>Willamette Week Online<\/cite>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wweek.com\/flatfiles\/News3485.lasso\"><cite>Rubbish!<\/cite><\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kryogenix.org\/days\/000436.cas\" title=\"All your rubbish are belong to us\"><cite>as days pass by<\/cite><\/a>)<\/p>\n\n<p>My first clue that the police chief might be off his diet is the fact that <q>an article on <q>How to Live a Long Healthy Life<\/q><\/q> was discarded in the recycling bin.  Who needs <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darpa.mil\/iao\/TIASystems.htm\">Total Information Awareness<\/a>?<\/p><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Our inspection of Chief Kroeker&#8217;s refuse reveals that he is a scrupulous recycler. He is also a health nut. We find a staggering profusion of health-food containers: fat-free milk cartons, fat-free cereal boxes, cans of milk chocolate weight-loss shakes, cans of Swanson chicken broth (99% fat free!), water bottles, a cardboard box of protein bars,&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}