{"id":167,"date":"2003-01-18T01:15:26-05:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-18T09:15:26+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/wordpress\/?p=167"},"modified":"2003-01-18T01:15:26-05:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-18T09:15:26+00:00","slug":"never","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2003\/01\/18\/never\/","title":{"rendered":"Never"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><p>Musical events that will never happen:<\/p>\n\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.phish.com\/\"><cite>Phish<\/cite><\/a> hook up with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/Baja\/7007\/\"><cite>hHead<\/cite><\/a> to sing a song about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spazchow.com\/\"><cite>Barnes and Barnes<\/cite><\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"pronounced ish-ka ba-ha\" href=\"http:\/\/www.plugged.com\/bands\/band_html\/uiscebeatha.html\"><cite>Uisce Beatha<\/cite><\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eaglesmusic.com\/\"><cite>Eagles<\/cite><\/a> chart again with their Mexican-themed Celtic hit <cite>Hotel Beatha California<\/cite>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lasketchup.com\/\"><cite>Las Ketchup<\/cite><\/a> (with special guest <a title=\"1995 album titled &ldquo;Relish&rdquo;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/relishjoan\/relish_praise.htm\"><cite>Joan Osborne<\/cite><\/a>) sing the <cite>Lennon\/McCartney<\/cite> song <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/SunsetStrip\/Venue\/3753\/labbey9.html\"><cite>Mean Mr. Mustard<\/cite><\/a> for a <cite>McDonald&#8217;s<\/cite> ad campaign.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sirens3.com\/\"><cite>Sirens<\/cite><\/a> cover <cite>Neil Young<\/cite>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yimpan.com\/Songsite\/Lyric\/lyric2text.asp?sid=2038\"><cite>Ambulance Blues<\/cite><\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>A reanimated <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coolandstrange.com\/Prima\/prima.html\" title=\"1911-1978\"><cite>Louis Prima<\/cite><\/a> joins <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedonnas.com\/\"><cite>The Donnas<\/cite><\/a> when they open for&#8211;who else?&#8211;the <a title=\"Madonna\" href=\"http:\/\/www.madonna.com\/\"><cite>Material Girl<\/cite><\/a> herself.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snoopdogg.com\/\"><cite>Snoop Dogg<\/cite><\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.euronet.nl\/users\/ndlanker\/straycats.htm\"><cite>Stray Cats<\/cite><\/a> release a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yesterdayland.com\/popopedia\/shows\/saturday\/sa1363.php\"><cite>Mickey Mouse Club<\/cite><\/a> tribute album.<\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Musical events that will never happen: Phish hook up with hHead to sing a song about Barnes and Barnes. Uisce Beatha and Eagles chart again with their Mexican-themed Celtic hit Hotel Beatha California. Las Ketchup (with special guest Joan Osborne) sing the Lennon\/McCartney song Mean Mr. Mustard for a McDonald&#8217;s ad campaign. Sirens cover Neil&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}