{"id":27,"date":"2002-08-29T00:16:09-04:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-29T08:16:09+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/wordpress\/?p=27"},"modified":"2002-08-29T00:16:09-04:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-29T08:16:09+00:00","slug":"i-guess-you-know-the-earth-is-gonna-crash-into-the-sun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2002\/08\/29\/i-guess-you-know-the-earth-is-gonna-crash-into-the-sun\/","title":{"rendered":"I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the&nbsp;sun"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><p>Today is not N.&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=unbirthday\">unbirthday<\/a>.  By an amazing stroke of luck, it&#8217;s also exactly 182.5 days away from her <a href=\"http:\/\/diveintomark.org\/archives\/2002\/05\/24.html#halfbirthday\">half-birthday<\/a>.  (Ladies do not divulge their age, and a true gentleman does not ask.  So don&#8217;t even think about it!)<\/p>\n<p>To celebrate, I plan to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wayuhf.com\/happy_birthday.html\">eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer<\/a>.  Since she hasn&#8217;t spoken to me in two months, I&#8217;m guessing she won&#8217;t be partaking.<\/p><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Today is not N.&#8217;s unbirthday. By an amazing stroke of luck, it&#8217;s also exactly 182.5 days away from her half-birthday. (Ladies do not divulge their age, and a true gentleman does not ask. So don&#8217;t even think about it!) To celebrate, I plan to eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer.&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}