{"id":300,"date":"2003-11-16T23:00:42-05:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-17T07:00:42+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/wordpress\/?p=300"},"modified":"2003-11-16T23:00:42-05:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-17T07:00:42+00:00","slug":"how-to-not-get-hired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2003\/11\/16\/how-to-not-get-hired\/","title":{"rendered":"How to not get&nbsp;hired"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><ol>\n<li>Publish your impressive resume online.<\/li>\n<li>State publicly and repeatedly&#8211;say, on your weblog&#8211;that you&#8217;re looking for a job.<\/li>\n<li>Have influential and\/or well-known online personalities point to your resume, highlighting you as a model employee who&#8217;s unexplainably jobless.<\/li>\n<li>Ignore personal e-mail from people offering you senior positions directly related to your field.<\/li>\n<li>Receive extra points if you continue to complain about being unemployed.<\/li>\n<\/ol><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Publish your impressive resume online. State publicly and repeatedly&#8211;say, on your weblog&#8211;that you&#8217;re looking for a job. Have influential and\/or well-known online personalities point to your resume, highlighting you as a model employee who&#8217;s unexplainably jobless. Ignore personal e-mail from people offering you senior positions directly related to your field. Receive extra points if you&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}