{"id":53,"date":"2002-09-16T23:26:41-04:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-17T07:26:41+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/wordpress\/?p=53"},"modified":"2002-09-16T23:26:41-04:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-17T07:26:41+00:00","slug":"no-sex-please-were-british","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2002\/09\/16\/no-sex-please-were-british\/","title":{"rendered":"No sex please, we&#8217;re&nbsp;British"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/ln.hixie.ch\/?start=1032118442&amp;count=1\"><p>I am now the world&#8217;s number one authority on Beng@li p*rn sites. And Eth!opic p*rn sites.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"source\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ln.hixie.ch\/?start=1032118442&amp;count=1\">Ian Hickson<\/a> (aka Hixie)<\/p>\n\n<p>So far the only thing I&#8217;m an authority on is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=peter+janes\">me<\/a> (which I guess is good).  I&#8217;m amazed to see the lengths some people will go in searching for their terms, though; my logs show that I&#8217;m on page 30 for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=chris+leavins&amp;start=300\">Chris Leavins<\/a>, page 32 for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=lark+voorhies&amp;start=320\">Lark Voorhies<\/a>, and page 49 for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=christopher+mather&amp;start=490\">Christopher Mather<\/a> (a combination that happens to appear on one of my brother&#8217;s family tree pages).<\/p>\n\n<p>And the only reason I chose the title, other than Hixie&#8217;s quote, is that I saw a clever pun last night in a store window in Toronto, advising patrons of their policies: <q>No sacs please, we&#8217;re British.<\/q><\/p>\n\n<p><ins datetime=\"2003-04-12T11:24:00-05:00\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/peterjanes.homeip.net\/pix\/2003\/0322\/tn\/sacs.med.jpg\" alt=\"Photo of the sign\" width=\"533\" height=\"400\" \/><\/ins><\/p>\n\n<p><ins datetime=\"2003-03-21T01:29:00-05:00\">I modified Ian&#8217;s quote slightly this evening in the hopes that this page will soon disappear from searches for these terms.<\/ins><\/p><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I am now the world&#8217;s number one authority on Beng@li p*rn sites. And Eth!opic p*rn sites. Ian Hickson (aka Hixie) So far the only thing I&#8217;m an authority on is me (which I guess is good). I&#8217;m amazed to see the lengths some people will go in searching for their terms, though; my logs show&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}