{"id":684,"date":"2006-12-13T23:57:37-05:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-14T04:57:37+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2006\/12\/13\/a-pencil-and-a-pulse\/"},"modified":"2006-12-14T00:36:59-05:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-14T05:36:59+00:00","slug":"a-pencil-and-a-pulse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2006\/12\/13\/a-pencil-and-a-pulse\/","title":{"rendered":"A pencil and a&nbsp;pulse"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><p>The only downside to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/health\/story\/2006\/12\/13\/mechanical-heart.html\">G\u00c3\u00a9rard Langevin&#8217;s live-saving surgery<\/a> is that he no longer qualifies for entrance to Carleton University, <q>where the &#8216;K&#8217; stands for &#8216;Quality&#8217;!<\/q>  <span class=\"footnote\">(For full humour effect, substitute the name of your own <cite class=\"term\">safety school<\/cite> and a derogatory slogan for it.)<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The only downside to G\u00c3\u00a9rard Langevin&#8217;s live-saving surgery is that he no longer qualifies for entrance to Carleton University, where the &#8216;K&#8217; stands for &#8216;Quality&#8217;! (For full humour effect, substitute the name of your own safety school and a derogatory slogan for it.)","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}