{"id":813,"date":"2008-04-04T04:00:51-04:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T08:00:51+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/?p=813"},"modified":"2008-04-04T04:00:51-04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-04T08:00:51+00:00","slug":"bang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2008\/04\/04\/bang\/","title":{"rendered":"BANG!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><p>Here&#8217;s the dialogue from the video in the <a href=\"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2008\/04\/04\/putting-it-all-together\/\">previous post<\/a>.  It&#8217;s unlike anything else you&#8217;ll hear on television, and it demonstrates why <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/big_bang_theory\/\"><cite class=\"title\">The Big Bang Theory<\/cite><\/a> is currently my favourite sitcom: I <em>know<\/em> these guys.  I <strong>am<\/strong> these guys.<\/p>\r\n\r\n<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt1127384\/\" title=\"Lee Aronsohn, The Big Bang Theory: &ldquo;The Loobenfeld Decay&rdquo;\"><ol class=\"conversation\">\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">LEONARD<\/cite>: <q>See, the liquid metal Terminators were created in the future by Skynet, and Skynet was developed by Miles Dyson, but that future no longer exists due to Dyson&#8217;s death in <cite class=\"title\">Terminator 2<\/cite>.<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">SHELDON<\/cite>: <q>Okay, then riddle me this: assuming all the good Terminators were originally evil Terminators created by Skynet but then reprogrammed by the future John Connor, why would Skynet, an artificial computer intelligence, bother to create a petite, hot seventeen-year-old killer robot?<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">LEONARD<\/cite>: <q>Skynet is kinky?<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">SHELDON<\/cite>: <q>Artificial intelligences do not have teen fetishes.<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">LEONARD<\/cite>: <q>All right, wait, they use it to&#8230;<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">SHELDON<\/cite>: <q>[makes buzzer noise] Too late.  I win.<\/q><\/li>\r\n<\/ol><\/blockquote><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s the dialogue from the video in the previous post. It&#8217;s unlike anything else you&#8217;ll hear on television, and it demonstrates why The Big Bang Theory is currently my favourite sitcom: I know these guys. I am these guys. LEONARD: See, the liquid metal Terminators were created in the future by Skynet, and Skynet was&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}