{"id":824,"date":"2008-04-23T19:30:09-04:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T23:30:09+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/?p=824"},"modified":"2008-04-23T19:33:11-04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T23:33:11+00:00","slug":"a-412","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2008\/04\/23\/a-412\/","title":{"rendered":"A&nbsp;412?!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><p>In honour of St. George&#8217;s Day, the following bit of classic lunacy:<\/p>\r\n\r\n<blockquote title=\"Stan Freberg, &ldquo;St. George and the Dragonet&rdquo;\"><ol class=\"conversation\">\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">Narrator<\/cite>: <q>The legend you are about to hear is true.  Only the needle should be changed to protect the record.<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li>&#8230;<\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">St. George<\/cite>: <q>I&#8217;m taking you in on a 502.  You figure it out.<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">Dragon<\/cite>: <q>What&#8217;s the charge?<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">St. George<\/cite>: <q>Devouring maidens out of season.<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">Dragon<\/cite>: <q><em>Out of season&#8253;?<\/em>  You&#8217;ll never pin that rap on me!!  <strong>Do you hear me, cop&#8253;&#8253;<\/strong><\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">St. George<\/cite>: <q>Yeah, I hear you.  I got you on a 412 too.<\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">Dragon<\/cite>: <q><em>A 412&#8253;!  <strong>What&#8217;s a 412&#8253;&#8253;?<\/strong><\/em><\/q><\/li>\r\n<li><cite class=\"name\">St. George<\/cite>: <q>Over-acting.  Let&#8217;s go.<\/q><\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n<\/blockquote><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"In honour of St. George&#8217;s Day, the following bit of classic lunacy: Narrator: The legend you are about to hear is true. Only the needle should be changed to protect the record. &#8230; St. George: I&#8217;m taking you in on a 502. You figure it out. Dragon: What&#8217;s the charge? St. George: Devouring maidens out&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}