{"id":855,"date":"2008-10-23T16:13:47-04:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-23T20:13:47+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/?p=855"},"modified":"2008-09-21T16:33:38-04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-21T20:33:38+00:00","slug":"happy-6012th-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2008\/10\/23\/happy-6012th-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy 6012th&nbsp;birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><p>I always knew I had a special place in the cosmos, but I thought it was from sharing a birthday with <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Johnny_Carson\">Johnny Carson<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weirdal.com\/\">&#8220;Weird Al&#8221; Yankovic<\/a>.  But with all respect to those fine gentlemen, <q cite=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0384783\/quotes\">You ain&#8217;t fat! You ain&#8217;t <em>nothin&#8217;<\/em>! <strong>You ain&#8217;t nothin&#8217;!<\/strong><\/q>  The real deal is that I was born on the anniversary of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/James_Usher#Chronology\">creation of the earth<\/a>, which as I understand it means I should have some sort of superpowers or something.<\/p><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I always knew I had a special place in the cosmos, but I thought it was from sharing a birthday with Johnny Carson and &#8220;Weird Al&#8221; Yankovic. But with all respect to those fine gentlemen, You ain&#8217;t fat! You ain&#8217;t nothin&#8217;! You ain&#8217;t nothin&#8217;! The real deal is that I was born on the anniversary&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":856,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions\/856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}