{"id":877,"date":"2008-10-02T16:53:19-04:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T21:53:19+00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/?p=877"},"modified":"2008-11-02T18:10:11-05:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-02T23:10:11+00:00","slug":"heres-one-for-that-special-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/2008\/10\/02\/heres-one-for-that-special-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s one for that special&nbsp;lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/www.com-www.com\/weirdal\/onemoreminute.html\" title=\"Weird Al Yankovic\"><p>Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase<br \/>\r\nYou ain&#8217;t gonna break my heart in two<br \/>\r\n&#8216;Cause I&#8217;d rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face<br \/>\r\nThan spend one more minute with you<\/p>\r\n\r\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\r\n\r\n<p>I&#8217;d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches<br \/>\r\nShove an icepick under a toenail or two<br \/>\r\nI&#8217;d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue<br \/>\r\nThan spend one more minute with you<\/p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;d rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks<br \/>\r\nOr stick my nostrils together with crazy glue<br \/>\r\nI&#8217;d rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades<br \/>\r\nThan spend one more minute with you<\/p>\r\n\r\n<p>I&#8217;d rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it &#8217;til I die<br \/>\r\nThan spend one more minute with you<\/p><\/blockquote><\/div><div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain&#8217;t gonna break my heart in two &#8216;Cause I&#8217;d rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you &#8230; I&#8217;d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches Shove an icepick under a toenail or two&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"venue_id":0},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[],"kind":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":879,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions\/879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterjanes.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}