Musical events that will never happen:
- Phish hook up with hHead to sing a song about Barnes and Barnes.
- Uisce Beatha and Eagles chart again with their Mexican-themed Celtic hit Hotel Beatha California.
- Las Ketchup (with special guest Joan Osborne) sing the Lennon/McCartney song Mean Mr. Mustard for a McDonald’s ad campaign.
- Sirens cover Neil Young‘s Ambulance Blues.
- A reanimated Louis Prima joins The Donnas when they open for–who else?–the Material Girl herself.
- Snoop Dogg and Stray Cats release a Mickey Mouse Club tribute album.
How about Barbra Streisand and Johnny Rotten singing “God Save the Queen”?
Maybe I’m not in the right (read: massively overtired) frame of mind to get that. It’d definitely be weird, though.