How to not get hired

  1. Publish your impressive resume online.
  2. State publicly and repeatedly–say, on your weblog–that you’re looking for a job.
  3. Have influential and/or well-known online personalities point to your resume, highlighting you as a model employee who’s unexplainably jobless.
  4. Ignore personal e-mail from people offering you senior positions directly related to your field.
  5. Receive extra points if you continue to complain about being unemployed.

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Peter