Tonight is the company Chri…er, holiday party. It’ll be the fourth I’ve attended in the 10 years I’ve been working there. The last one I was at was six years ago at an inn an hour outside of town; about 11pm I was fed up and left the event, and I got up out of bed and left the inn entirely about three hours later. Truth be told, I’m only going to this one because a coworker who’s also a close friend convinced me to… and even then, I’m leaving early to go see Harmony Trowbridge.