Our inspection of Chief Kroeker’s refuse reveals that he is a scrupulous recycler. He is also a health nut. We find a staggering profusion of health-food containers: fat-free milk cartons, fat-free cereal boxes, cans of milk chocolate weight-loss shakes, cans of Swanson chicken broth (99% fat free!), water bottles, a cardboard box of protein bars, tubs of low-fat cottage cheese, a paper packet of oatmeal, and an article on
How to Live a Long Healthy Life.At the same time, we find evidence of rust in the chief’s iron self-discipline: wrappers from See’s chocolate bars, an unopened bag of Doritos, a dozen perfectly edible fun-size Nestle Crunch bars, three empty Coke cans.
Willamette Week Online, Rubbish! (via as days pass by)
My first clue that the police chief might be off his diet is the fact that an article on
was discarded in the recycling bin. Who needs Total Information Awareness?How to Live a Long Healthy Life
