Some potential plotlines for Matt and Tammy‘s story:
- Mystery Science Theatre
- Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy builds new girl.
- Can’t Live With ’Em, Pass The Beer Nuts
- Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy goes on with life.
- A Very Special Episode
- Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy swears off high-stakes poker and joins Gamblers Anonymous.
- Today on Jerry Springer
- Boy meets girl. Boy meets girl. Boy meets girl. Boy meets girl. Boy meets girl. Boy is arrested for polygamy.
- They Are Among Us
- Boy meets “girl”. Girl eats boy.
- The W Channel
- Girl doesn’t need boy to live a happy, meaningful life.
- Otto, A Biography
- Boy meets girl. Girl has boyfriend.
- New York Stories
- Goy meets girl.
- The Lone Gunman Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Groundhog Day
- Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy meets girl….
- The God Squad
- Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy marries church.
- The “G” Word
- Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy meets boy.
- Requiem For A Geek
- Boy blogs about never meeting girls.
- All’s Fair In Love And Kryptonite
- Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy’s alter ego gets girl.
- The Leap Home
- Oh boy!
