A 412?!!

In honour of St. George’s Day, the following bit of classic lunacy:

  1. Narrator: The legend you are about to hear is true. Only the needle should be changed to protect the record.
  2. St. George: I’m taking you in on a 502. You figure it out.
  3. Dragon: What’s the charge?
  4. St. George: Devouring maidens out of season.
  5. Dragon: Out of season‽? You’ll never pin that rap on me!! Do you hear me, cop‽‽
  6. St. George: Yeah, I hear you. I got you on a 412 too.
  7. Dragon: A 412‽! What’s a 412‽‽?
  8. St. George: Over-acting. Let’s go.

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