I had a crush on someone for twelve years once.
I’m really good at keeping secrets.
Author:
I kissed a clown tonight
The London Fringe Festival has been on since Friday, in case you’re wondering why the near-silence here has been replaced with a complete dearth of posts. If anyone who’s reading this wants some guaranteed fun later this week and over the holiday weekend, you could go further wrong than to check out these fantastic performances:
- in the dark, performed by Eva Blahut. Two days after seeing it, even just thinking about this one brings tears to my eyes. The warning that
This show […] might make some squeamish, especially if you are freaky about eyes
is well-heeded, but in no way are thegraphic medical descriptions
gratuitous. Possibly the best show of the Fringe, and certainly the most affecting. - Poofy du Vey in “Burden of Poof”. The titular clown is sweetly vulgar and completely charming… and I’d say that even without the above-mentioned public smooching. 😀
- The Truth According to Morro and Jasp. These clown sisters are equally smoochable, but unfortunately that’s not a part of their show. Jury duty has never been so hilariously fun!
- Self. As I wrote to a friend,
It’s a ride… to where I’m not sure exactly, but it’s a fun one.
(Maybe Woodstock?) - one tiny pink petal on blue roof in hard rain and A Time to Dance. Two performances centered around movement; the former is best described as an experience, and the latter is an often-surprising biography of the performer’s great-aunt.
Thirty-four shows down, twenty left to go. Wish me luck!
Recently edited
In response to a comment about my being a real fan
of someone’s, I just deleted this line from my unsent email: yup, I’m no mere integer!
Say it with me, everyone: You’re such a geek.
Bye Shauna
Despite being dropped from CBC Radio earlier this year, the voice of Promo Girl (aka Shauna MacDonald) had still introduced most CBC podcasts. Sometime last week, however, she was removed from those as well, apparently related to a change in the intro text: instead of This is a CBC Radio One podcast
it’s now simply This is a CBC podcast
.
Here’s hoping that Shauna’s (currently dormant) stint as Micky Brooklyn gets slightly better shrift.
Al’s apocalypse
Hot on the heels of the news that Drive won’t see its final broadcasts comes this equally depressing update:
The Adventures of Apocalypse Al, the twenty part series of five minute radio plays we produced last year (written by none other than J. Michael Straczynski of Babylon 5 fame), will NOT be aired nationally anywhere on CBC Radio.
It had been delayed several times, and even forgotten about, so this isn’t really shocking news. And all hope may not be lost—it’s been sold to other broadcasters including NPR and BBC, and may be released on CD “eventually”—but it’s still quite disappointing that it’s not going to be broadcast here.
SFFaudio.com has started a campaign to get one of the regions to broadcast Al; we’ll see if it has any effect. For what it’s worth, I submitted Joe’s post to Tod Maffin at Inside the CBC, but it apparently didn’t make the cut (odd, since Tod had recently complained about it being a slow news week).
Gone for a week, I’ve been drunk since I left
Am I really the only one who’s noticed that MySpace’s RSS feeds have been gone (i.e. 404 Not Found
) for a week? There’s passing mention of something that might be the problem on their myspacehelp blog but no followup (which seems to be a pattern).
I bet the thousands of artists who rely on MySpace to communicate with their audiences are pretty pissed off right now, and if they’re not they should be.
True Blue
After a long development period, last week I finally relaunched my fan site for Lenni Jabour and her compatriots. It’s even got a title now—True Blue: The Music of Lenni Jabour—and a theme to match, and there’s a whole whack of new content with more appearing on a regular basis.
As part of the redevelopment I’ve been able to take advantage of various tricks and methods I’ve found around the web:
- Stretchy backgrounds. After trying to create a markup-free version I gave in and changed the page template.
- The 1pixelout audio player, in standalone mode. I found this via Scott Andrew, whose addEvent function (also present) might be the most widely-used JavaScript routine in the history of the web.
- CSS manipulation and utility functions from Stringify.
- Display of
blockquote
attributes which browsers generally don’t make visible. I hacked Dunstan Orchard’s original version to work in XHTML and to support thetitle
attribute.
I’ve also availed myself of Flickr’s Creative Commons Search, specifically images using the Attribution license. Credit is provided using a (slight) variation of Mark Pilgrim’s template. In places where I’ve used my own photographs I’ve licensed them either under Attribution or Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs.
As part of the redesign I chose to change the URL structure slightly; although it’s not cool to do so, I think it’s a lot more future-proof. To keep the web happy I’ve put permanent redirects in place so that every old-style link will continue to work, something I wish more sites would do. I think it’s worth mentioning that the coolness that was present in the original structure—above all, the avoidance of technology-revealing/limiting extensions except where necessary—is still present.
A less-obvious change is that in several places I’ve taken a single lengthy page and split it out into many shorter ones. The original sections were all marked with anchors so they could be accessed directly, so I wrote a quick little function that would direct any #fragment-id links to those sections to the new pages. For example, Alex McMaster and Claire Jenkins (as well as the rest of the members of The Third Floor) now have their own pages; a browser with JavaScript enabled will be directed to the individual page, while others will be taken to the location on the page as before.
Finally, there are a couple of spam-prevention measures in place, one of my own devising and one from the web at large. (I could tell you what they are, but then I’d have to kill you.) The former has been remarkably successful in the five-plus years I’ve had it in place, but I decided to add the latter to be a little more proactive.
The new site has been a labour of love, to put it mildly, and I’m very pleased with how it’s turned out. Thanks to those who’ve looked at preliminary versions and provided feedback, particularly and especially Jo-Ann, Ed, and of course Miss Lenni Jabour of The Third Floor.
O Canada, our English Christian land
Today we received a bookmark in the church bulletin — from our MP Bev Shipley, with his smiling face, quoting from 1 Timothy 2 and asking us to pray for the PM, MPs, opposition parties and their leaders, MPPs and their leaders and municipal government. It ended with
As your MP I covet your prayers that we may lead according to the scriptural foundation upon which our country was foundedand Conservative Party of Canada.On the back was O Canada, all 3 verses, in English only.
Hooray for Mika
Despite this being a story about news coverage rather than actual news, it’s worth mentioning. I give full kudos to MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski for refusing—several times—to read the lead story she was given:
(And that’s the closest I’m going to get to mentioning the subject of the actual alleged news item here, ever.)
William Hutt, 1920-2007
Now my charms are all o’erthrown,
And what strength I have’s mine own,
Which is most faint: now, ’tis true,
I must be here confined by you,
Or sent to Naples. Let me not,
Since I have my dukedom got
And pardon’d the deceiver, dwell
In this bare island by your spell;
But release me from my bands
With the help of your good hands:
Gentle breath of yours my sails
Must fill, or else my project fails,
Which was to please. Now I want
Spirits to enforce, art to enchant,
And my ending is despair,
Unless I be relieved by prayer,
Which pierces so that it assaults
Mercy itself and frees all faults.
As you from crimes would pardon’d be,
Let your indulgence set me free.