The View from the Porch

For the last couple of weeks I’ve been looking for The View from the Porch, an essay by J. Michael Straczynski from departed site psycomic.com. Even The Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine doesn’t have it. The closest I’ve gotten is about.com’s annotated list of articles, which summarizes the article: JMS expresses his views on the importance of the front porch to American society. As a bonus side story he also talks about his childhood love of comic books.

It’s frustrating, because this is the kind of thing I’d normally make a copy of, and moreso because I thought I had when I saw that Psycomic was going away. I’m hoping, in the spirit of yesterday’s post, that someone else may have kept a copy they’d be willing to share.

Thank you for your support.

It’s all out there, just hard to find

Seth Spitzer (Mozilla Mail/News developer extraordinaire) has a new take on the infinite monkeys idea. Unfortunately, there’s a flaw in his example of applying his theory to video: discovering Star Wars Episode 2, Star Wars Episode 3 or better yet Star Wars Episode 7,8,9 isn’t a good thing; discovering good versions of them is.

You’ve gotta like his warped sense of humour, in any case: I know there’s a good joke to be made about carving a pumpkin’s eyes first and mouth last (so it can see what you’re doing, but can’t scream)…. Is anyone else thinking of Harlan Ellison?

Merry Christmas to you, too

How cheery:

208.60.211.93 - - [16/Dec/2002:22:52:54 -0500] "GET /blog/archives/2002/10/27/itll_all_end_in_tears_i_know_it.html HTTP/1.1" 200 3203 "http://search.yahoo.com/bin/search?p=how+will+it+all+end+%3F" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)"

(For those of you who don’t read Apache logs, someone’s searching on Yahoo! for the phrase how will it all end ?. I kind of wish the post he found was a little funnier….)

Jaseroque

One message David [Salo] got the other day from a high school student said that hearing the languages in [The Fellowship of the Ring] spurred an interest in linguistics, and could David recommend any colleges with good linguistics programs?

Now that is just cool. Wizard cool, if I may say so. The kid may well change his mind–but I doubt he’ll ever regret his interest.

Dorothea Salo, Influence

That kid reminds me of… well, me, although I was more taken by Jabberwocky. (Friends may find this heretical, but I only read The Lord of the Rings in university.) Perhaps because both parents are language teachers (between them they speak French, German, Spanish, and Slovak), or perhaps just because I have a predilection towards the trivial and the transmundane, I enjoy discovering versions of familiar works–music, poetry, books, etc.–in different languages, even those I don’t understand.

Which is why I was glad today to find a version of Jabberwocky that I’d never seen: a translation into French by Frank L. Warrin. (The page also includes Robert Scott’s German version, which I’ve loved for years: Es brillig war. Die schlicten Toven / Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben….) I’d love to hear Stephanie’s rendition of either… bien sûr avec son accent vaudois.

The M-Dot Chronicles

What is M-Dot? A producer of hot formed titanium parts and aircraft tailpipes? The state of Michigan’s Department of Transportation? Minnesota’s? An artist who uses Adobe Illustrator? The international symbol for the Ironman Triathlon (which can be worn as a badge of honor only by those who complete one of these races)?

None of the above (although the last is close). Ahem. The last one is exactly it. Silly me. Croptop has started a weblog.

(Yes, I’m aware that this is a lot longer announcement than the one for Mike’s, but he’s also posted two-thirds as many entries as Mike in only four days.)

Phonaesthetics

I don’t have anything to say about Dorothea Salo’s post about phonaesthetics, I just need to record it so I can read further. She writes about invented languages, in fantasy, science fiction, and elsewhere: I’m curious to see how languages like Loglan and Esperanto stack up, and to try to apply her Law of Velar Villainy to a pre-pub fantasy novel I’m reading.

Also need to follow up on personality theories, both online and with my two psych friends (she’s got her doctorate, he’s a few months away).

Burdock

I gave the matter some grave thought, and realized that after last night’s martini party there was nothing in my icebox except a bit of baking soda, a scrap of blueberry jam and a twig of burdock root.

Miss Lenni Jabour, The Story of The Third Floor (December 2002 edition)

I remember playing with burrs (the flowers of the burdock plant) as a kid on walks through the woodlots near my parents’ place, but hadn’t thought much further about them until seeing the text quoted above in Lenni’s story today. The things you’ll learn from reading (with a dash of Google):

I think I’ve found a project for when I go home at Christmas. It’s been a while since I was back in those woods….

Spectacle

Eric Meyer joins the league of we who are lucky enough to need glasses. He recently noticed a degradation of vision in one eye, particularly when looking at intense light sources. Just a thought, from someone who’s been wearing glasses since [he was a teenager] or six years old or in utero or something: maybe you don’t want to do that.

Oh, and a bonus hint. [Using] that whole “intellectual college professor” look to do well with the ladies? Not so much, even with added sexy bald goodness. <grin/>