DOCTOR: I have something to say that may shock you.
WOMAN: Why, are you going to use smutty language?
Jayson McDonald, The Boneyard Radio Hour, Semi-Emergency Room
I’m somehow pleased that two of my favourite programs, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and C.S.I., and two others that I watch from time to time (Friends and Will & Grace) are among the ten worst programs on television (according to the so-called Parents Television Council
<http://www.parentstv.org>). It’s a good thing these folks don’t get Canadian television….
