Welcome to my home page

Apparently almost 2.2 million web pages are under construction. (Most of the top ten references are anti-under-construction-image pages.) Only 3600 are not.

There are a lot (about 120,000 by Google’s estimate) of friendly people out there on the web who actually welcome you to their pages. I wonder if they’re as friendly in person?

Just under 2 million people say hello (not counting programmers). Slightly more say goodbye. (Several are quite rude about it.)

What can we deduce from these facts?

  • There are about 2.2036 million pages (in English) on the world wide web, most of which are unfinished.
  • People are happier for you to leave their pages than they are for you to visit them.
  • If you’ve actually read this far, you’ve obviously overstayed your welcome. Please leave, or I won’t bother to fi

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