Come on Jian! Come on Jian! Poor Jianny G Sounds sad upon the radio ‘Cause he isn’t in Londontario Let your Frü flag fly Come along, who’d blame ya? Q‘s own, homegrown Now I must say more than ever (come on Jian!) A-E-O-L-I-A-N oh yeah This is it, just what you’re after Come on Jian, oh I swear when you’re on It’s a moment unlike anything With you at that mic, oh my thoughts, if you like Verge on dirty, ah come on Jian Come on Jian! Some people out there Think we’re boring, staid and unengaged So resigned to what our fate is But not us (no never), no not us (no never) We are far too young and clever Remember A-E-O-L-I-A-N oh yeah We’ll sing this song forever Come on Jian, oh you know something’s wrong Hit the road, man, we’ll do anything Don’t be depressed, oh Jian tell us yes Ah come on now, ah come on Jian, please Come on Jian, RedCat will shoot Come on Jian, coffee to boot Windermere’s beds, rtraction’s webs Oh, Jian Music and art, come play a part A forest of trees, and no BBT Now I must say more than ever Bring Q for a change I said A-E-O-L-I-A-N oh yeah Come on Jian, turn the radio on In our city, it means everything It’s our full court press, oh Jian tell us yes Oh come on Q, and come on Jian Come on Jian, oh I swear something’s wrong If your program isn’t visiting This song’s not the best, but we hope you’re impressed Forest City, now come on Jian Please
To the tune of Come On Eileen. (But you knew that already.) With deep, sincere apologies to Dexys Midnight Runners, especially Kevin Rowland, “Big” Jim Paterson, and Billy Adams.